me: *wake up 30 seconds before alarm*
me: *goes back to sleep*
Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go
Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.
Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times.
Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave.
Supreme life tip: Become a library
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts
i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts
you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you
This entire post is perfect.